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WAR STRATEGY (Officers please read!)

Post by Zombiecross on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:05 pm

Hey all. First, let me thank you for all your hard work in helping make this factions as strong as it is. We've come a long way, and I want us to get even further.

That said, I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) we have a consensus among the officers that our offensive wars should be used primarily to get us guaranteed points, in order to build up a cushion against other factions attacking us in droves, sapping our points.

Another benefit to fighting these "weak wars" or "gimme wars" is that they typically only cost us around 1000 energy (a good one, anyway) and net us 3-4 faction points per victory. Compare that to attacking a larger faction and putting up 5000-10000 energy just to come away with 5 or 6 fp and I think you'll see why the smaller wars are in our best interest.

I'm sure you all understand that our main priority is not falling BACKWARDS in points, and preferably, pushing our total UP. By fighting weak opponents, it leaves us in better position to defend ourselves against bigger ones when they attack and we have no choice but to dump 5000-10000 energy and beat them.

In summary: if we keep all our Attack wars focused on factions that are either inactive or have between 100 and 150 fp, we should be really tough to knock down on the leaderboard, and reach level 4 more quickly. king

Feel free to discuss this, and use this thread to list weak/inactive factions for us to attack!
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Post by Beril on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:17 pm

1. The problem with this is that almost every other faction is using this method. Thus gaining around the same amount of points and leaving us in the same position.
2. As get stronger defensive wars will get even more rare because there is fewer opponents that think they can beat us.
3. When the wars happen in top 10 its usually several factions against several factions thus you will get lucky if you get out even.

My proposal would be 3 inactive factions and 1 active per day. Active one have to be lower level than ours so we would have members advantage.

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Post by Zombiecross on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:26 pm

As of 4/5/2011, these are the weak factions we've been able to beat with less than 2000 energy expended. They should be farmed until their fp is below 80.

Teen Girl Squad (1 person)
Royal Pavilion (4 people)
Crossfire (1 person)
Neuromancer (8 people)
The Dirty Dozen (20 people)
The Generals (7 people)
Vault 7 (10 people)
Mitrosoft (1 person)
G et E (15 people)
the betrayed (8 people)
Soul Legacy (18 people)
Memento Mori (1 person)
Wurst Brigade (1 person)
CoLd BlOoD (1 person)
CTOWN (6 people)
Pampers are softer (1 person)
THE OVERLORDS team (8 people)
Sons of Korhal (3 people)
TotalWar (13 people)
THE BLOODTHIRSTY (1 person)
Colonial Paladins (2 people)
Polish killaz (2 people)
Vudoo's Legion (1 person)
Space Pornstars (1 person)
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Post by Zombiecross on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Beril wrote:1. The problem with this is that almost every other faction is using this method. Thus gaining around the same amount of points and leaving us in the same position.
2. As get stronger defensive wars will get even more rare because there is fewer opponents that think they can beat us.
3. When the wars happen in top 10 its usually several factions against several factions thus you will get lucky if you get out even.

My proposal would be 3 inactive factions and 1 active per day. Active one have to be lower level than ours so we would have members advantage.

The reason for my strategy is that we will never LOSE points, and regardless of who attacks us, we'll be able to defend against them as well as win our offensive war, instead of losing a tough offensive war and being attacked by one of that faction's allies and losing to them as well.

As we get closer to the top 10, we'll need to work with several other factions to make sure we're able to come out in the same or better position than we were. When we peak and aren't able to move up any further fighting only weak opponents (which hasn't happened yet, I don't believe) then we can start using your tactic. Would you say this is reasonable?
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Post by Draconavin on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:34 pm

Edit: you were building the list before me, lol! i am too slow on this.

Can you also add a farming list?
Here I go with ones i know are sucky Razz
Faction Farming (I know are fairly inactive)
1. Wurst Brigade


ryukozins Inactive Farming List:
→ Some may still be active, his list is not accurate at times.
(on the forum Aegis said they were still active)
1. Metal Militia
2. Conquest
3. Elite Devision
4. Coalition
5. Soul Legacy
6. Chaos Ninja\’s
7. Warlords
8. Legion of Glory
9. Howdowla Burakow
10. Mortalkombat
11. Vindicator
12. AEGIS
13. Wurst Brigade
14. Blood to Bleed
15. Pacifists
16. Factory Farm
17. Legion of Fighter
18. Justice League
19. Alpha Squad
20. Satanic Luv
21. Facebook Division
22. SpArtAns


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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:02 pm

After level 4 FP is useless. The cards afterwards blow.

Here is my two cents.

We need only level 4. At that point we should focus on destroying half-active factions with great players.

This does a few things:
Allows us to see who is active and good and who isn't
Build a relationship with these active members
Seduce them to our bedroom

If a faction baws and gets butthurt , then we sentence them to zero FP. That means we attack them relentlessly untill they hit Zero FP or disband.

If we focus only on rankings we have a month at best in this game due to boredom. If we harvest the tears of pubbies we will have endless supply of entertainment and fun.

This doesn't mean we have to be bullies; it means that we are pitbulls and will bite that ass and not let go. The more you squeal and cry the harder we bite.

Even if for some reason we are attacked by an alliance that drops our FP by untold margins. So what. We pick the weakest link and focus on them and tonk until they quit, then we move to the next victim. End the end we will win even if we lose. (GOONS moto)

I play for SomethingAwful. I play to break games and milk entertainment until no one else plays.

The world must burn. Sorry but it is true.

If we lose the fear of losing and give two shits about ranking( it's nice and all but meh) then we cannot lose. Factions in the top rankings cannot understand this. They wont understand why we don't go away, why we keep fighting, why we keep growing.

They can't, they focus on ranking and FP, nothing else. If we build our decks and do what is needed with the crew we have, nothing is going to hold us back from owning the top slots once again.

I digress to the 'Zero FP sentencing'. (Elso know as EoG or Enemies of GOONS)

If a faction is on our Zero FP list (EoG list, which they should know because we tell them) they are welcome to register on our forums and plead for mercy (thus the mercy board is created).

One person will be selected as judge and jury ( in our cybernations forums cngoons.com it is called High War Adjudicator.

TThis is the FYI of what the mercy board is to EoG's and how to use it.


If you're in Mercy there are only two explanations. One, you're being attacked (or may soon be attacked) by GOONs and want it to stop. Two, you're here to read and laugh. If the latter, carry on. If the former, listen up:

The High War Adjudicator's say is final. Anything he/she says or does in this board is law. If he/she changes the terms or conditions of your particular case it is legal. What follows is a guideline on standard policy. At any time the High War Adjudicator can deny a peace request for any reason (or none at all).

Current High War Adjudicator:
Dr Beefstupid

On rare occasions, others may be appointed to temporarily take over the duties of the High War Adjudicator. When this is the case, you will know.

Posting a thread in this board usually grants you a 24 hour cease fire between you and the GOONs attacking you (unless you're an EoG or the aggressor). The High War Adjudicator or another gov or appointee will post terms and declare the ceasefire started.
You also have 24 hours to meet our requirements or war will resume. When you make a thread, provide the following information:

Nation name:
Ruler name:
Infra:
Tech:
Reason for being here:

Remember. Your attitude is being noticed.

If you're asking for mercy, you have three options:

OPTION #1: PEACE

If you're a basic unaligned player or in an alliance with 14 or less users, you will be asking for peace. Post a new thread in this board titled "REQUEST FOR PEACE" Do not post in this thread, do not post in another thread, do not have someone post on your behalf. If you do, your request will be ignored. If you're representing your entire alliance and want peace for all of them, mention this in your post. You must be in charge of the alliance to do this. If your entire alliance is granted peace, we will suspend raids for only one month, during which time you can build or seek protection. If after that month you're still in our range, raids may resume. Note that if you were the aggressor in the war, you will not be granted a ceasefire. The following happens when you ask for peace:

1) During the 24 hour cease fire period, the adjudicator (that's me) or another governor will present you with the terms of peace. This may consist of anything the governor decides, but will NOT consist of in-game OR out of game requirements such as money. If I personally am offering you the terms, I will give you at least two options to pick from.

2) You have the allotted 24 hour cease fire period to respond to the terms and complete them. If you fail to do so, war will resume. If you meet the requirements, you'll be offered peace and may go about your business (and will not be attacked again as long as we can remember not to). If you half-ass it, it'll be put up to a vote, which will probably result in people laughing at you and then saying no.

3) WILD CARDS - Now and then, in addition to your terms, there may be a wild card. This will not be a term itself, but a bonus challenge that may make things easier, more difficult, or just different. They are mysterious and sexy.

OPTION #2: SURRENDER

This is only available if you're in an alliance war with us. If you don't want to fight, you can become a POW and opt out of the war until it's over. To surrender, post a new topic with the title "I SURRENDER" in this board. Include the information template above in your post. Do not post in this thread, do not post in another thread, do not have someone post on your behalf. If you do, your request will be ignored. When you surrender, you will do the following three things:

1) You will decommission all tanks, all aircrafts, all CMs, all nukes, all barracks, and all guerrilla camps. You will also decommission soldiers to less than 40% (keep enough to avoid going into anarchy).

2) You will set your AA (alliance affiliation) to "GOONs POW" during which time you'll be under protection by the GOONs alliance.

3) Until you're given the all clear, you will not declare any new wars, you will not send aid to your old alliance, and you will not rebuild your military. Feel free to sit back and goof off with your economy or whatever.

OPTION #3: EOGs

If you're an EoG (enemy of GOONs) the rules are different. Hint: if you aren't sure if you're an EoG, you aren't. If you've done something to end up on our list, the process is quite a bit more complicated. First of all, you're going to post a thread in this forum to convince us of why you should be allowed to surrender. You can be as verbose or direct in this post as you want. But I highly recommend you make it pretty good, and start off with what mistakes you made, why you're sorry, and why we should have mercy on you.

After you've posted your thread, we'll start deciding on surrender terms, assuming we accept your reasons. If we don't, you'll remain an EoG. This is why your thread should be as convincing as possible. Once we've decided on what to do, we'll keep in touch with you. You should check your CN PM box and the thread at least once a day. During the time we're negotiating, you won't be given a ceasefire.

NOTE: PINCH HITTERS
Now and then we will allow others to fulfil your terms for you. This is entirely at the whim of the High War Adjudicator and is subject to his/her approval. Usually this will require the pinch hitter to fulfil terms that are tougher, stranger, or more humiliating.

Fulfill the requirements of these within the time given and we'll let you be. :glomp:

Disappoint us and you will be destroyed. :hist101:

Remember, we're under no obligation to fit into your schedule. We'd love to hear all about your drama or your comments about how any of this is unfair, but it's not going to help your case. Try to be coherent; most of us speak English, so do us a solid and make sure the things you say are readable. Don't make multiple threads. Don't complain about the terms of either surrender or peace, and don't try to come up with your own terms rather than meet ours. Play nice and we'll all get along.

Threads will be flagged with NEGOTIATING, DENIED, or RESOLVED. If NEGOTIATING, that means terms are presented and waiting to be fulfilled. If DENIED, that person gets no peace and wars continue. If RESOLVED, peace should be sent immediately.

Oh, and enjoy your stay. :fuckyou:

This is a sample of a EoG begging for peace
i know it was a very dumb decision to attack the all mighty GOONs, i guess i went a little crazy, i mean to think i could win a fight against one of your skilled and strong nations was very very dumb, i understand it was wrong to attack the 2 GOONs nations i attacked, but they wiped my ass in the end so i have learned my lesson to never attack a GOONs again. my nation is ruined, it was once prospers and that's another reason that i want to surrender.






Do one of these and you get peace.

Option #1
Find some images of three naked people and draw clothes on them with MS Paint so that it's work-safe. At least one must be a man and at least one must be a woman. At least one of the men must be bald and you must draw an awesome hairstyle in a non-natural hair colour. Make up names for the three people and briefly summarize their life. What they like doing, what they do for a living, and so on.

Option #2
Write a 400-word essay on a flavour of potato chip. Constantly change your opinion on whether you love or hate the chip and keep providing totally contradictory evidence to support your claims.

Option #3
Find lyrics to a popular song you've never heard before and record audio or video of you singing how you think the song should go. Upload it somewhere and give us the link.


The EoG work
I love potato chips the come in so many different flavors, Dill Pickle, Salt and Vinegar, Regular, Barbeque, Jalapeño, Sour Cream and Cheddar, Parmesean, All Dressed, Ranch, Loaded Baked Potato, Pizza, Sour Cream and Onion, but they also come in disgusting flavors like this, Ketchup, You can't find these in the US but they sell them in Canada. But I like how weird some of the flavors are like, Walkers Lamb & Mint Potato Chips, Walkers Cajun Squirrel Potato Chips, Calbee Seaweed & Salt Potato Chips, Walkers Roast Chicken Potato Chips, Chip Shots Margarita & Salt Potato Chips, Walkers Steak & Onion Potato Chips, Route 11 Chesapeake Crab Potato Chips, Tasto Tuna Salad Potato Chips, Walkers Prawn Cocktail Potato Chips, O'Malleys County Mayo Ham. But I hate how some times there spicy and you need a glass of water, I love have the Walkers Cajun Squirrel Potato Chips have 3 A’s in the name, I hate how I doesn’t have 4 A’s, I love that if you like a flavors you can lick the potato chip and you will taste it, but I hate how some flavors can give you onion breath. I love how there are hundreds of potato chip flavors, but then its hard to pick the flavor you want so I don’t like that. I hate how you cant have the ketchup flavor in America. Thats all you get. Smile

His response was shit so he was sentenced to Endless war

A foreign ally came to his aid and showed him how it was done.

My favorite flavor of potato chip is salt and vinegar. Why, you ask? Well, the answer is really quite simple: I love the salty taste of cum, and when combined with the powerful cleaning power of vinegar, it produces the most amazing combination of flavors in my mouth. Not since I sucked off a sailor have I enjoyed such a beautiful concoction of flavor. Now, the choice I’ve selected is clearly the absolute worst flavor of chip ever for several reasons. 1, I fucking hate those chips more than life itself. 2, the mere thought of ever eating one of those things again makes me want to go play hopscotch in a minefield, and 3, I would personally die without the magnificent flavor of salt and vinegar chips in my life. I mean honestly, who could possibly hate these things? You’d have to be a complete and total cuntwrap not to appreciate their decedent flavor.

On the more pressing issue of how these things are made, the formula is quite simple. As dictated in my self-published book, How to Swallow a Horses Penis and Not Gag, the chips are first flavored with vinegar, then salt. That is the entire process. You do that and you’ve got goddamned salt and vinegar chips. Why anybody would ever want to make these things is way the fuck beyond me. Honestly.

I read somewhere that when sucking off an angel, the flavor is a lot like that of a salt and vinegar chip. There is honestly no way to compare them to any other food, much less another kind of chip, and remain totally honest. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The flavor of these chips is such that the entire Polish executive delegation took it upon themselves to die in a plane crash last year after sampling one of these atrocious pieces of shit.

In conclusion, I can safely say that, if given the chance between the electric chair and a bag of these chips, I’d take the chips. You’d have to be a complete fucking moron to take the electric chair over a bag of chips. What am I, a felon? Fuck you. These chips are fucking amazing, and my life would not be complete without them. I sincerely believe the best way to enjoy them is in the bath tub with a plugged in hair dryer. If this doesn’t do the trick, order a pepperoni pizza, cover it with the delicious salt and vinegar chips, and then crawl inside the oven and die.
Fuck you.

I think we can get comedy like this from this game too.


Okay, you can all go fuck your self now Very Happy

Salute GOONS!

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:04 pm

TL:DR can't get tears from inactives

PS please import SA smiley pack. TIA

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Post by Draconavin on Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:34 pm

Beril help us with Resizing lol tongue

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Post by Beril on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:12 am

Chimp - this forum is created on free hosting to avoid all the hassle associated with real forums. So I have no simple way to add file to forum directory, including smiley's.

P.S. will create a directory for guest to see and post so no registration required.

Draconavin - it is probably disabled by default. will look into it

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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:12 pm

no worries Beril, you succeeded where I could not.

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Post by Draconavin on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:03 pm

To all new members,and those who do not know of this nifty rick of not losing points during faction wars.

When you have 2 cards left in your hand,and are about to lose. Refresh,or leave the game and come back. Your opponent will not get any points. (DOES NOT WORK ON AUTO)

New System: just press CANCEL when you return.

IF you press Surrender you will lose 10 points.
They can score a maximum of 25 points on defense and offense,minimum of 16.
15 for killing the commander and whatever damage the last hit does.

They can earn 10 points on defense for wall stalling into a stalemate at turn 50.
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